10 Foods I'd Rather Eat than Doritos' "Lady-Friendly Chips" — Recipes from The Kitchn

Maybe you've heard about PepsiCo's plans to launch a new "lady-friendly" chip? One that isn't as crunchy (to reduce noise) or messy? And maybe, upon hearing this news, you were left dumbfounded and angry?

You're not alone. Most of the women I've talked to about this new product all have the same response: Why? According to PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi, "Although women would love to crunch crisps loudly, lick their fingers and pour crumbs from the bag into their mouth afterwards, they prefer not to do this in public."

We don't want lifeless, limp chips — we want that satisfying crunch that accompanies food that's been tossed in oil and fried. We want to enjoy our crispy, messy foods with abandon. (Yes, in public.) Here are 10 foods I'd rather eat than Doritos' sad new chips.

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